CHROMAKOPIA

My wife scored us tickets to see Tyler, The Creator! It was an amazing show, but you know you're getting older when you start calculating the time it takes to get home instead of how to sneak a selfie with the artist. Halfway through, we looked at each other like, "Is it just me, or is this mosh pit starting to look like a retirement home dance party?" So, we decided to leave a bit early to avoid the traffic—because nothing says "cool concert-goers" like rushing out before the encore to beat the rush hour! But hey, it was a wonderful experience, and the opening acts were so good, I almost forgot my back was sore from trying to keep up with the kids in the crowd!